Camping Hammock Humor

CAMPING HAMMOCK

I don't blame the man in the video for not sleeping in that hammock. It doesn't look very comfortable!


For a really comfortable camping hammock, that you will love to nap, sleep, or just relax and read a book in, try our camping hammock today.

Once you have our camping hammock and use it, you will know that you've made a great decision.

Camping Hammocks are great fun and provide a new dimension and experience for the outdoors. They can also serve as part of your lawn furniture or outdoor patio furniture collection.

See our camping hammock now!

All the best.

Keith

P.S. You can make the camping hammock part of your lawn furniture or outdoor patio furniture collection and it will be great fun for the whole family and your house guests.

III. The Reclining Hammock Collection

Traditional Reclining Hammocks

Camping Hammock, Reclining Hammock Swing, and the
Reclining Hanging Hammock

The key to traditional reclining hammocks is total relaxation of your mind and your body's muscle system, leading to stress reduction. They relax your muscles and rejuvenates them especially when they are sore. There is nothing else like it out there. You can take a nap in the reclining hammock swing, reclining hanging hammock or camping hammock and awake fully refreshed unlike sleeping in your own bed!

Two-Person Hammock

Relax together on this sturdy cotton reclining hammock swing built comfortably for two. A delightful retreat! Pillow not incleded. Max. Wt.:440 lbs. 100% cotton rope on a wood frame, metal loops for hanging. 54" x 140" long.

This reclining hanging hammock or hammock swing allows you to nap, sleep and relax with your loved one.

Blue Striped Hammock

Treat yourself to the free-swinging comfort that only a reclining hanging hammock can give with this snappy blue striped single-person cotton model. Includes a pillow! Max. Wt.: 240 lbs. 31 1/2" x 78 3/4" long.

This hanging hammock or hammock swing is extremely comfortable.

Cotton Rope Hammock

Whether you are relaxing by the pool or enjoying a romantic evening under the stars this cotton rope reclining hammock swing from Bliss Hammocks provide a perfect refuge from the busy world around you.

This quality reclining hanging hammock is made with 100% hand woven 3 ply braided cotton rope 6mm thick and is strong enough to hold 450 lbs!

The oversize 6' 8" length x 5' width makes this reclining hanging hammock large enough for 2 people.

Carnival Stripe Hammock

The perfect way to unwind at the end of a busy day, or to enjoy a lazy afternoon counting the clouds! Colorful woven reclining camping hammock cradles you in comfort; its roomy proportions let you really stretch out for maximum relaxation. Wooden stretcher bars and heavy-duty hanging loops ensure sturdy support. Max. Wt.: 265 lbs. 100% cotton fabric. 105" long x 39 1/4" wide.
This hanging hammock or hammock swing is very attractive and extremely comfortable.

Single-Person Hammock

Rock away the cares of the day in this cushy one-person reclining camping hammock or reclining hanging hammock. Max Wt.: 264 lbs. Cotton. 34 1/4" x 110" long.

This hanging hammock is extremely comfortable.

Camping Hammock or Hammock In A Bag

Enjoy many hours of relaxation in this large durable camping hammock from Bliss®

This camping hammock is designed for outdoor recreation enthusiasts and adventurers who like to travel light, and who want a comfortable place to sleep and relax.

Small enough for a backpack, this camping hammock is the ultimate in lightweight, portable comfort.

The high-quality cotton design of this camping hammock is evident, yet it weighs only 2.5 pounds, with a weight capacity of 220 pounds.

This camping hammock or hanging hammock is the perfect hammock for camping, hunting, hiking, biking, sailing, climbing, and traveling.

It's also great for home use in your backyard, patio or a dorm room.

This camping hammock is even great for a romantic evening outdoors.

Overview

Camping Hammock, Reclining Hammock Swing, and the
Reclining Hanging Hammock

For the best in relaxation, stress reduction and just plain fun this summer, choose from: Camping Hammock, Reclining Hammock Swing, and or a Reclining Hanging Hammock.

You will be glad you did and you will thank me later for the recommendations.

II. The Sitting Hammock Collection

Hammock Chair & Hammock Swing

Collection

After a long day at work, just about everyone would love some time to relax and unwind. Sinking into the arms of an overstuffed easy chair might do the trick, but nothing matches the floating "in air" and rocking motion when sitting and relaxing in a hammock chair or hammock swing. it's the greatest feeling.

Hammock Swing

A relaxing way to retreat from the day! A hammock swing chair and/or a hammock chair are rope hammocks. Soft cotton padding and a gentle rocking motion cradle you in exceptional comfort. Great for use indoors or out. Max Wt.: 200 lbs. Seat: 10 1/2" wide. Chair measures 38" x 17 3/4" x 52" high.

Hammock Chair

This hammock chair is perfect to hang on a porch or tree branch. This comfy cradle chair will quickly become your favorite place to relax! Max. Wt.: 200 lbs. Cotton with wood stretcher. 39 1/4" x 46" long.

Overview

The hammock chair and the hammock swing help you relax and are extremely comfortable allowing you to escape the every pressures of life and allows you to collect your thoughts and reflect on what's important to you. They are easy to install indoors or outdoors.

I. The Outdoor Bench Collection

Outdoor Bench, Patio Bench, & Entryway Bench

These benches can also be used as an outdoor bench, patio bench, entryway bench or as a garden bench and are great additions to any backyard or home entrance. They will beautify your home, garden, patio and surrounding landscape. They allow you to sit, relax, have conversations with family and guests and take in and appreciate nature. These benches make a great first impression and you will get compliments from your family, friends and guests.

Outdoor Bench

Rugged polished pine bench's simple yet elegant styling makes outdoor living feel luxurious. Oil and lacquer finish. 47" x 25 1/4" x 37 1/4" high.

This distinctive patio bench or entryway bench will beautify your home
and garden.

Wooden Cottage Garden Bench

Relax and enjoy the balmy breezes and natural beauty of a perfect day outdoors! This nostalgic garden bench is the ideal way to while away a summer afternoon; it's generous enough to share a seat with your special someone, or just stretching out in the sunshine for a moment of peaceful solitude. Real wood picket construction expertly combines solid quality and quaint appeal a garden decoration that's built to last! Fir wood. Some assembly required. 47" x 26" x 35" high

Outdoor Bench, Patio Bench, & Entryway Bench

Let's face it, an outdoor bench, patio bench or an entryway bench placed in your favorite spot around your home is a great way to sit down and get some fresh air and enjoy nature and a sunny day!

Lastly, do you want to make your garden or backyard the best it could be? The answer is to put an outdoor bench, patio bench or an entryway bench in a desired spot around your home and then enjoy it.

Overview

Outdoor Bench, Patio Bench, & Entryway Bench

These attractive and distinctive benches will beautify your home, garden, patio and backyard.
They make a statement, allow for relaxing, having conversations and make a great first impression on your guests. So consider purchasing an Outdoor Bench, Patio Bench, & Entryway Bench for your home today. You'll be glad you did.

Hammock Chair: The Forgotten Hammock Swing

The hammock swing, hammock chair, and camping hammock and are great for the outdoors, e.g. porch, garden, or sun drenched patio or for the indoors, e.g. den, play room, kids room, and family room etc. The hammock chair, camping hammock and hammock swing provide a unique way to relax and can be set up indoors and/or outdoors without much work. They are definitely a hit with the whole family and are fun for folks of about all ages. Infants, held securely by adults, love the swinging motion of the camping hammock chair as well.

The Problem is...

Personally, I have found that once you get in a hammock chair, camping hammock or a hammock swing, it becomes a social and relaxation center for the home. Once people get in them, they don’t want to get out! Requests to other family members often go like this: “Can you go to the fridge and get me a cool drink or a snack? I am having lots of fun…this camping hammock is sooooo… relaxing and oh sooooo… comfortable, that I don’t want to move…”

Once in the hammock chair, hammock swing or camping hammock, nesting instincts can and do take over, creating a family “real estate” territorial problem.

Can You Teach Your Dog To...?

To protect my spot, in the family hammock chair, I have even toyed with the idea of teaching our toy poodle, Rocky, to go to the refrigerator to get me a soda and a snack. But Rocky loves being in my lap on the hammock chair and doesn’t want to leave it either. He’s no dummy. In fact, he’s been trying to get me to go get him a snack and a drink instead. He's just that smart!

So to maximize your family’s fun and enjoyment consider purchasing the hammock chair, hammock swing and camping hammock.

Enjoy!

You will love it and thank me for the recommendation.

Why Are Hammocks A Must Have This Summer?

Hammock Chair, Hammock Swing & Camping Hammock

As the seasons change, and we are headed for warmer weather, it’s time for you to head outdoors to relax, play and enjoy your backyard, patio and/or garden. It’s an exciting time!

Benefits of Having Your Own Hammock?

• This is all about reducing STRESS through relaxation both physical and mental

• You can take a nap and awake fully refreshed unlike sleeping in your own bed

• Allows time to stand still for a while providing a break from the hectic pace of life

• Provides a place to escape from every day pressures & cares of the world

• Allows you a chance to collect your thoughts & reflect on what’s important to you

• Relaxes the muscles of your body and rejuvenates them especially when they are sore

• Hammocks are extremely comfortable, e.g. hammock swing, hammock chair or a camping hammock

• Double wide hammocks allow you to nap, sleep and relax with your loved one

• You can really read and enjoy a novel, magazine, newspaper or whatever in peace & serenity

• The swinging motion of the hammock is a great for relieving stress and relaxing you

• Being elevated, the camping hammock exposes you to more comfortable cooling breezes

• Allows you to enjoy the sounds of nature, e.g. ocean waves

• When getting into your hammock, be it a hammock swing, hammock chair or even a camping hammock, you are entering a world of relaxation & tranquility

• Once you are in the hammock chair, camping hammock or hammock swing, you won’t want to get out because it’s so comfortable

• Makes your garden more inviting and interesting to family, friends and guests

• Promotes conversation, socializing and bonding with friends and family

• Creates a great first impression with visitors

• You will get compliments on it from family, friends and guests

• Helps make your backyard or garden be the best it can be.

• A Hammock Chair, a camping hammock and a hammock swing are just plain FUN!

To take full advantage of the seasonal shift in weather, a hammock is a must have this spring and summer. If you don’t want to splurge, there are several cheap hammocks available to you in the marketplace. Consider purchasing a hammock chair, hammock swing or camping hammock for your enjoyment.

Consider this attractive carnival stripe hammock as well.

Bottom line: Enjoy yourself and maximize your family’s summer fun with a camping hammock, hammock chair or hammock swing. Buy one today. You'll be glad!

Outdoor Garden Benches

Outdoor Bench, Patio Bench & Entryway Bench

These Outdoor Benches Are A Great Addition To
Any Backyard, Garden Or Patio

It doesn’t matter whether you have a small or big backyard, patio and/or garden with beautiful flowers, grass, or trees. An outdoor bench, patio bench or entryway bench is a great addition to your home. Placing these benches on your patio, under a tree in your yard or in the entryway to your garden or home will beautify your home and its surrounding landscape.

Why Public Gardens & Parks?

You may have noticed that public parks, playgrounds and gardens have benches to sit on and allow one to rest, relax and enjoy the view. Benches such as an outdoor bench, patio bench or an entryway bench can create a great atmosphere for conversations and a closeness allowing people to be friendly and bond if they so desire.

If these public places have benches, then why should your backyard or garden or patio be any different? Adding an outdoor bench, patio bench or an entryway bench would be a great addition to any home’s landscape and beauty.

First Impressions...

First impressions are lasting impressions. When people visit your garden and see your beautiful inviting and distinctive outdoor bench, patio bench or entryway bench they will be impressed by your thoughtful planning in designing your garden and creating just the right ambience there.

Overview

Outdoor Bench, Patio Bench & Entryway Bench

You can make your garden look beautiful by planting flowers, trees and grass, but to really appreciate all this scenery, you will need a place to sit. Now is the time to consider buying and adding a patio bench or an entryway bench or an outdoor bench.

You’ll be glad you did.

The Hammock: A Great Relaxing and Stress Reducing Machine

HAMMOCK CHAIR, HAMMOCK SWING, & CAMPING HAMMOCK

Where Did Hammocks Come From And Why Are They So Popular?

The hammock was “first” used by one of Socrates’ students between 450-404 B.C. There is also evidence that the Mayan tribes of South America, used hammocks made of bark from the “hamack” tree 3,000 years ago. It is reported that in the 1700’s Christopher Columbus brought the hammock back to Europe from the islands he explored. In these early days hammocks were made with tree bark sisal leaves. Today, hammocks are made with a variety of materials including cotton, Nylon, polyester and Nylon Silk just to mention a few.

The hammock chair, hammock swing and camping hammock are among the more popular hammocks today.

The key to understanding the hammock’s popularity lies in the fact that lying in one promotes relaxation, reduces stress and “suspends” you from gravity for the time being. The latter feature also relaxes your muscles. This is true for the hammock chair, hammock swing and camping hammock.

Imagine Yourself In This Scenario…

You come home after a long and stressful day at work and you look forward to relaxing and having a chance to unwind. You head for the overstuffed easy chair in your den or living room to unwind and that may do it for you. However, those folks that are really in the know, understand that nothing matches the floating “in air” feeling that one gets lying in a hammock swing, a camping hammock. or sitting in a hammock chair.


There is a respite from gravity resulting in muscle relaxation as well as mental relaxation that takes place quickly once you are in the hammock. The hammock takes the edge off the day’s adverse events and provides a calming effect on your psyche.

Hammocks are great and after you experience the soothing effect of the hammock chair, hammock swing or camping hammock that they have on you, the question you will be asking yourself is “Why didn’t I get this hammock thing sooner?”

Hammock Chair, Hammock Swing & Camping Hammock Brawl???

Don’t be surprised if other members of your family fight for time on the hammock chair, camping hammock or hammock swing. Frankly, when your family and friends try it, they won’t want to get out of the hammock. This can be a problem!!!

Next thing you know, you will be getting a second hammock chair or hammock swing for you home or a camping hammock for trips.

Just remember I warned you!

The Outdoor Bench: Relax...Enjoy Nature and Beautify Your Home!

OUTDOOR BENCH, PATIO BENCH, ENTRYWAY BENCH

What Are Your Benefits To Having Your Own Outdoor Bench, Patio Bench or Entryway Bench?

Your Benefits Include:

• Beautifies your garden and surrounding landscape

• Allows you and your family and guests to sit, relax and enjoy the view of your garden

• Makes your garden more inviting to family, friends and guests

• Promotes conversation and bonding with friends and family

• Creates a great first impression with visitors

• Garden benches are an accessory that almost all gardens have and make a statement

• You will get compliments on it from family, friends and guests

• Provides a "place" to escape, for a while, from every day pressures

• Allows time to stand still for a while providing a break from the hectic pace of life

• Allows you a chance to relax & collect your thoughts and reflect on what’s important to you

• A patio bench or entryway bench helps make your backyard or garden be the best it can be.

In order to really appreciate your garden’s scenery and Mother Nature, including balmy breezes, you will want to place an outdoor bench, patio bench or entryway bench in a desired location or spot. Then sit down, relax and enjoy your surroundings. Remember X marks the spot.



The outdoor bench, patio bench and entryway bench we are recommending is rugged polished pine with simple and elegant styling and an oil & lacquer finish. 47" x 25 1/4" x 37 1/4" high.

Let’s face it, sitting in your outdoor bench, in your backyard or garden, is a great way to get some fresh air and enjoy a great sunny day.

From personal experience, I can tell you that having an outdoor bench, patio bench or entryway bench just makes you feel great!